Just look how these classy men follow these girls home. People don’t understand, you are allowed to be creepy if there is good music involved.
The internet is so fast. Like, if you think about it, if you were an internet spec, you’d be moving SO FAST. You’d probably throw up.
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| — | Nara (via meganomalous) |
It’s one of those Sunday nights where Nara and I procrastinate in the tech center by google searching cheesy pick-up lines. This was my favorite.
Why I am not doing my work.
I’m just a really dumb person thats all. She just doesn’t undertand me cuz I’m stupid. And bitchy and winey and annoy the shit out of people with my dumb ass problems. I am never right ever. Nothing is ever anyone else’s fault EVER. Anything bad that every happens to me is my own fault. Therefore I will Smarties tonight and not do any work.
I’m not saying you’re unlucky but if you fell in a barrel full of tits, you would come out sucking your own thumb.
Hey friends
I just want to let you know if you are following me and I don’t like you, I am STILL going to talk about you. No lie.
I’m not Wonder Woman you know
Even if WonderWoman was living with CatWoman it just wouldn’t work. And those are SUPER People. People are not supposed to live together. There a little towns in Africa that you read about. Towns where the men live together in square houses and woman live in round ones. You think why in the world would people do this. You know why? It is because men KNOW, bitches be crazy! Little do these men know that we women KNOW, bitches be crazy! We are all dying for a room of our own to sit and write fiction (Room of Ones Own - Virginia Wolf) OR you know to pass gas in. We should not be subject to such things as a smelly bunkmate, seeing the vagina of your flatmate’s girlfriend or ones rooming partner asking you if a sting ray can kill you at 4am. Wait did that happen? Well I am sure that has happened to someone. My point is lets just not live together because I will just end up hating you just like after sex……Well actually I don’t think that happens to normal people. Whatever lets agree to disagree in diffrent places.
Red Pill Blue
College is not so great, which really makes me think about the future. Well if college is more real than High School I don’t think that I want to get any realer then this. Is there anything more real than running out of money while trying to buy toilet paper? Is there anything more real than not being able to sleep because every creak you hear in the night might be your roommate boning next to you. I only hope that life if anything will get less real for me. Hopefully so unreal that I won’t care that I will probably end up getting married to another chick just for insurance. It will be less real than me accidentally getting pregnant by my best friend. I will be living the life of twenty sitcom stars at once. And after each tragic yet comical episode will be an applause and credits. Sitcoms are 15 years behind, dealing with early 90’s issues. It is 2010 and we are watching the same old stories we have tragically lived. Yet this time we laugh at those people instead of cry on our bathroom floors with cups of pudding and Pink blasting in our ears. I am not so excited for that bright new future. I am not so cynical either though. Hopefully we will just be able to make that simple choice. Red Pill or Blue Pill. Which one numbs you the most? Well I want that one. Reality is just a lil bit too real for me.
